WOMAN: I know very well that even though we have been
married for 50 years, I still haven't been able to tell you that I love you.
It's because this word is so important to me that I only want to say it when
I'm absolutely sure that I mean it. Therefore, when this happens, you can be
sure that I will tell you, with great joy in fact.
MAN: Don't worry. Take your time.
WOMAN: We've been married for fifty years, and you
still haven't told me I love you. And you ask me what's going on?
MAN: You're right. The truth is that I still haven't
found the right moment
MAN: I have worked very hard in my life to make this
fortune. And I worked out even harder to build that body. Without neglecting my
spiritual development for a single day. But when it was time to have a family I
fell deeply in love with a pedicurist and that's when my whole world came
crashing down.
WOMAN: And why did this happen?
MAN: Because then I realized that my toenails are
damaged by the fungus
MAN 1: Aren't you ashamed at all? while I'm taking
self-awareness classes to gain more empathy, you're trying to win a bigger
share of our family fortune? I wish you spend it all on the doctors.
MAN 2: I wish you too spend it all on Life Coaches
DENTIST: I'll tell you straight away what's going on.
You have 10 damaged teeth, which need filling, and this will cost you 300
euros. You will need another 300 euros for bleaching. But you told me that you
can only allocate 300 euros. So, you have to decide which of the two is more
important to you. So what did you decide?
PATIENT: Okay. I decided to bleach.
Frightened WOMAN: Aaah...Is that you, George? but what
happened? did you come alive again?
MAN: Yes, I'm your husband, George. Do not be afraid.
I was brought back to life by our grandson with the help of artificial
intelligence.
WOMAN: Oh the little bastard
MAN 1: Yesterday evening, I uploaded a photo on
Instagram about the oppression of women in Afghanistan. And while it got a
tremendous response at first, then I realized that the audience had suddenly
shifted to some other topic that was going viral at the same time I made my own
post. Then I realized that something important had happened.
MAN 2: What a shame. And what had happened, finally?
MAN 1: Completely unexpected, Tunis* baby pooped
*Tuni: Greek Influencer
WOMAN: I saw the
new TV series by costume designer Cynthia Bremlin and I was very impressed.
Beautiful suits, modern shirts, leather shoes and tagers for all occasions
accurately captured the designer's exceptional aesthetic. Did you see anything
good on TV?
MAN: Yes, of
course, I saw the excellent film "A Night in Chicago" by the famous
costume designer John Sheeran. The film tells the story of a young man who goes
through an interview to get a job, wearing an amazing Navy Blue suit, an
amazing Chambrey Blue shirt, a beautiful pink tie, silver cufflinks, an Artisti
Italiani scarf and Dior Derby shoes worth 1,200 euros.
WOMAN: And finally what happened? did he get the job? MAN: I'm sorry, but I don't remember so many details.
WOMAN: It was,
after all, a very good idea to meet at this little bar and look at our cell
phones together. How about we continue our acquaintance on Messenger?
MAN: I was also wondering if you would ask me. Yes of course, of course I would love to. Because nothing can replace digital communication.
MAN: Well, since the day we met, it's like living our common dream together. It's as if they were looking for each other for centuries and finally found him. That's why what we do together makes sense while at the same time giving each other complete freedom. We have a good time talking, walking, making love, enjoying our common interests, with absolute respect
for each other's needs. In short, you exist for me and I exist for you.In other words, we are happy. So what would you say now to destroy
this relationship that we have built with so much effort? WOMAN: I don't understand you. What do you mean? MAN: I mean let's get married.